Colours in web development

I find picking colour schemes and applying a suitable palette for a site one of the toughest decision during the development stages. Thankfully many sites have appeared offering to relieve some of the stress of this.
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Crocodile

A rich white man threw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors, including Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, “I came home from a business trip and I found a 10 foot alligator got in my pool and I can’t find anybody who will come and take him away. I’d give a million dollars to anyone who would do the job!” ……
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Crazy Japanese Mad Skills

The japansese have done it again, they’ve pushed the boundaries of engineering yet again:

A series of Rube Goldberg esque machines used the break up the scenes on some crazy japanese game show.

Discount Fuel

The Pipeline Card is getting closer to finalising a deal with a major fuel company. If you want to save 5-10 pence PER LITRE on fuel make sure to sign up to get a card ASAP once they are mailed out

Chickens

A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting.

The lion said, “I’m the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle”.

The gorilla said, “That’s nothing. I’m the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming”.

Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, “Roaring, beating, pah! That’s nothing. When I sneeze ten million people shit themselves!”