A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting.
The lion said, “I’m the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle”.
The gorilla said, “That’s nothing. I’m the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming”.
Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, “Roaring, beating, pah! That’s nothing. When I sneeze ten million people shit themselves!”
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