A rich white man threw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors, including Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, “I came home from a business trip and I found a 10 foot alligator got in my pool and I can’t find anybody who will come and take him away. I’d give a million dollars to anyone who would do the job!” ……
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A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting.
The lion said, “I’m the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle”.
The gorilla said, “That’s nothing. I’m the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming”.
Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, “Roaring, beating, pah! That’s nothing. When I sneeze ten million people shit themselves!”
