Those clever advert guys have added a subtle football twist to Honda’s classic ‘Power of Dreams’ advert. First (and only?) aired just before the England vs Sweden match on tuesday.
What British organisation that has a little more than 500 employees has the following statistics?
29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
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May 18
This site lets you calculate the exact cost of your ‘porcelain donation’ at work. It’s also keeping a total of every ‘cable laid’ on the site, the ‘turd-o-meter’.
Just give it your salary and start the timer, stop it when you get back and it’ll tell you how much you’ve been paid to ‘drop off the kids’.
price my poo via digg.com
I find picking colour schemes and applying a suitable palette for a site one of the toughest decision during the development stages. Thankfully many sites have appeared offering to relieve some of the stress of this.
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A rich white man threw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors, including Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, “I came home from a business trip and I found a 10 foot alligator got in my pool and I can’t find anybody who will come and take him away. I’d give a million dollars to anyone who would do the job!” ……
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The japansese have done it again, they’ve pushed the boundaries of engineering yet again:
A series of Rube Goldberg esque machines used the break up the scenes on some crazy japanese game show.
The Pipeline Card is getting closer to finalising a deal with a major fuel company. If you want to save 5-10 pence PER LITRE on fuel make sure to sign up to get a card ASAP once they are mailed out
A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting.
The lion said, “I’m the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle”.
The gorilla said, “That’s nothing. I’m the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming”.
Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, “Roaring, beating, pah! That’s nothing. When I sneeze ten million people shit themselves!”
Yes, I have a PSP. Not just any PSP, a limited edition Japanese Ceramic White PSP. I’ll put some pictures in the gallery just as soon as i can put down Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.
More proof that Sony is attempting to take over the world, tho this time its through slightly more scrupulous means. Their latest copy protection system on audio cds installs some software on your pc which forces you to use their crappy media player. In doing so they also install a device driver which hides files beginning $sys$. It may seem quite harmless but harmless it is not.
Read more about it at:
SysInternals Part I
SysInternals Part II
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